an intro?

introductions are annoying and irritating and 200% unnecessary, in my opinion.

so, i’m not writing one.

instead, this is what you need to know.

1. fuck COVID

2. fuck the horked up baby carrot we’re forced to call “president”

3. i am a pagan witch

4. i will not be tolerating bullshit or trolls. (see #3 and proceed at your own risk.)

5. avocados are over hyped

welcome to the party.

stay tuned for further nonsense and shenanigans.

xx steph